Today’s interview is with Hitchcock Brown, Private Investigator.
Where are you from Hitchcock?
What’s the most flattering thing anyone has ever said about you?
I don’t seem to garner a lot of compliments. My friend, Chief Guildford thinks I’m a good P.I, although he would be loathe to express it.
Describe your ideal mate. OR What’s your idea of a good lover?
A woman who can accept me for what I am and appreciate what I do.
Hmmm, what can you do? (He smiles wickedly but refuses to answer.) I guess I’ll have to use my imagination.
What is the pet name for the love of your life?
When I meet her, I’ll let you know.
What is your biggest fear?
I meet some pretty unsavory characters on a regular basis in the course of my work. I suppose
my biggest fear is death- which could be waiting for me at any moment.
Is there anything you’ve always wanted to do but haven’t done? (and Why haven’t you done it?)
I’ve always wanted to make waffles with strawberries and whipped cream. I always have
waffles and strawberries, but somehow always manage to be out of whipped cream.
What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to someone? Why?
I sent a couple of goofball FBI agents on a wild goose chase. It was for their own good.
Here is the can of whip cream I promised you. What are you planning on doing with it?
Oh, boy! I can make waffles with strawberries and whipped cream!
If you had complete and total control over anyone, what would you have them do?
If I had complete and total control over my life, I would find a safer job.
You seem a little tense. Is something bothering you?
My last case ended with a positive outcome. Now I need a new case and whatever it is might not
turn out as well.
Where can we find out more about your life?
I’m also on Amazon